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Zubaida Aapa k Totkay

Sciency totkay
agr ap k sar main dard ho raha ha tu
is ko thik krny k liye ap Lohay ka Hathora
le kr apne paon k ungothay pe khainch kr marin
is se ap sar ka dard bohool kr paon ko ly kr
beth jayein gay


Zubaida aapa k
"Sciency totkay"
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Energy saver Totkay

wo log jo bijli ka bill jama kra kra k
tang a gai hein is se chutkara pany k leye
apny metr ktwa dein is se bill b nai aye ga
or bijli any ka intziaar b nai krna pary ga.

Zubaida aapa k
"Energy saver Totkay"
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Doctory Totkay
agr ap ko sardion men shadeed
khansi lagi ha to ap 2 chmach Shehd(honey)
k sath aik chmach Zehar lelein to ap
hamesha k liye khansi se Chutkara pa len ge

Zubaida aap k
"Doctory Totkay"
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Dostana totkay
agr tum ye chahty ho k tmhary
pas hamesha dosto ka hujoom rahe tu
apny pass ye 3 chezein rakho
1. GURU 300 Paan
2. DING DONG
3. GOLD LEAF

Zubaida aapa k
"Dostana totkay"
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Atang waadi

Apne upr mitti ka tail daal kr aag 

laga di jaye tu Sardi nai lagti or na 

hi kambal ki zaroorat paish aati ha.

Zubaida aapa k

"Atang waadi" totkay.

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"Izat bachao" totkay
agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh dy to
ghabray ka nhi..! ek chamaat laga k bolo
idhr kya kr rahi ho? ghr jao.

Zubaida apa k
"Izat bachao" totkay
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"Winter" totkay
agr sardiyun me raat ko soney se pehly
ek addad Muli,ubli hui chanay ki Daal,
aur Kaala Namak hasbeh-e-zaiqa kha k uper
se Lehaaf orh liya jaye to ap k lehaaf ke
andr chemical Bombing start ho jaye gi.
jis se andr ka Tempreature barh jayega or
ap ko Sardi nai lagay gi.

Zubaida apa k
"Winter" totkay
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Super man
Agr ap k pass nala ya lastic na ho
or shalwar dehli ho to usy girny se
bachane ka sb se asan tariqa ye ha k
shalwar k upr se UNDERWEAR phn lein.

Zubaida aapa k
"Super man" totkay
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 Zarai Totkay
Agr sir pr baaal na nikal rahy hon to
sir pe Engro Urea Khaad lagayein jb Urea
Zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy
sir se baal q nhi?

Zubaida Aapa k
"Zarai Totkay"
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 Zubaida Aapa kon ha.
F.B.I officer: Sir hum ne duniya ka kona kona
chaan maara lekin Osama,Omer,Dadi,Munni aur Faraz
ka koi pata nahi chala....!
OBAMA: in sub ko goli maro!
.
.
bus jaldi se ye pata karo k
.
.
.
.
.
ye Zubaida apa kon hay.?
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Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani
bohat zada thanda lage to
.
.
.
to kameno pani garam kr k
nahalo ab is me b zubaida apa k
totkay hi chaiye sb ko.
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Agr ap ko ziada sardi lag rahi
ho to
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.
sardi se bchne k liye.
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jo krna ha kr lein me ap ki nokar
ni jo har chz ka totka btaon.

Zubaida apa aj tapi hoi hein.
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Zubaida apa urdu bazar se 5,5
rupee ki kitabain laa kr
totkay batati ha.
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.
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Wikikeaks!
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Maleeriya Maar Totkay
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to
Gaye(cow) k khusk gobar beech kmry
me rkh k jlaen. macher ye kehty huwy
bhag jaengay...
Zubaida apa ye tumhara hi kameena pan hoga.

Zubaida apa k
"Maleeriya Maar" Totkay
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Detective Totkay
Agr chhote bache k pait me keery
pr jayen to bache k pamper me biscuit
rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khany aye
foran pkr len.

Zubaida aapa k
"Detective" Totkay
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Andha Dhund Totkay
Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to
ankh me ek ek drop elfi dal lain
apko nend b achi ayegi or subah
ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida aapa k
"Andha Dhund Totkay"
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Charsilly Totaky
Agr ap chaey banatay waqat chaey
ki patti k sath thora sa tambacco bhi
dal deyn to chaey k baad Cigratte ki
talab nahi hogi.

Zubaida Aapa k
"Charsilly" Totaky
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Agr nazlay orkhansi k sath
sath numkeen bulgum bi a raha ho to
thori cheeni kha lain us se ap ko
Rabri ka maza aye ga.

Zubaida apa k yakh thoo Totkay.

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EbrtNak Totkay
Agr ap k khany pene ki chzo ma makhi
gr jae to use nkal kr itna chbye k ksi or
mkhi ki jurt na ho apki chzo ki traf meli
ankh se dkhny ki.

*Zubaida Aapa* k
"EbrtNak" Totkay
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Friendship SMS

Keemat Paani ki nhi Pyaas ki hoti ha.
Keemat Mout ki nahi Saans ki hoti ha.
Dost to buhat hotein hain Dunya me.
Keemat Dosti ki nahi "Aitbaar" ki hoti ha.
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1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
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Best... gift "Zindagi" Best....Ahsaas "Khushi Best....feeling "Pyaar" Best.... Relation "Dosti" "Best....person"Hum"
Best....Friend "tum" God bless "you" miss at.
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Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki,
par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki....
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Yaad aane wale yaad aaye ja rahe hain,
mere khyalo ki duniya par chhaye ja rahe hain,
hum kuch kah rahe per wo chup hain,
bas mera message padh ker musuraye ja rahe hain
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If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
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Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
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Longest Love Is Mothers Love....
Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
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Good Morning SMS

Subha Ki kiran boli...
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai...

:"GOOD MORNING":
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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat,
& Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
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As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to
shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day
a meaningful one. Good Morning!
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Namashkar! “yeh hamari morning SMS seva hai..
Is main hum soti huyi aatmaaon ko SMS kark Jagate hain..Or
Un k jaag jaane k baad Hum khud sojate hain.. Gud MORNING.
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Paani ki boondain pholon ko mehka rahi hain,
Thandi hawain tazgi jaga rahi hain,
Ho jao app bhi is main Shamil,
Pyaari si subah appko jaga rahi hai
..GOOD MORNING.
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Subha subha 1 pegham dena hai, apko subha ka pehla salam dena hai
guzray sara din apka khusio main apki subha ko
khubsurat sa naam dena hai GUD mAwniN’
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Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal
ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse
pyare dost ko Good Morning!
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The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have,
to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing!
God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!
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I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d__l
There is no Sugar,
but don"t worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...
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()",,"() when u
( "o" ) need a friend
(")==(")========
pull this rope.¤¤coz i m..

()"""() always at
( "o", ) d other end.
=========(")=(") Gud mrng.
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$ $
$ ( ._o)."."(> $
$ /"-==(o_. ) $
==(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)==
Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You...
Good day
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Sending 24 Smiles,
1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy....
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I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,
A glass of CARE,
A plate of LOVE,
A spoon of PEACE,
A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.
GOOD MORNING!
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# good #
*EVENING *
,.+""-.,*,.-""+.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much
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Ooye mere yaar
Mere mercedees car
mere guitar
mere dil k taar
mere twinkle star
mere roti aur achar
mere moti k haar
mere dil k karar
I MISS U AND GOOD MORNING YAARR
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Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
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Dastak di kisi ne, kaha khushiya laya hu, Inbox chhota na pad jaye,
itni duaein laya hu, Naam hai mera SMS,
aapko "GOOD MORNING" kehne aaya hu..
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Birthday SMS

Meaning of birthday

B e yourself
I nvite new challenges
R ecall past triumphs
T rust your instincts
H ave faith in your abilities
D esire only the best
A ffirm your strengths
Y ou're got what it takes!
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Super star of the dayBlow Out The Candles
.... Wish Away ...
... You Are The ...

Super Star Of The Day

Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday my loveOn This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift ... My Present
And My Future

You...!!!

I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life

Happy Birthday My Love.....!!!
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Light jaanay k baad moombatti heLight Jaanay K Baad Moombatti He
Jalaai Thi Toilet Mein Faraaz...!!

Koi Phoonk Maar Kay Keh Gaya.

''Happy Birthday 2 U' 
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Happy Birthday To You My Dear

 Happy Birthday To You My Dear,

Hearty Greeting & Sincere Good wishes For a Sweet Person.
There is no End to all The joy I'm wishing you my Dear With all my best wishes on your Birthday.

The Warmest Greeting come Today
To Wish you nothing less then everything
That's fills your heart With special happiness again
Many many happy birthday & Many many happy Returns of The Day
Wish you Best of Luck.
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Universal birhday wishJin ki Birthday
Kal Hai
Ya
Aaj Hai
Ya
Kal Hogi
Ya
Aaney Wali Hai
Ya
Guzar Chuki Hai
Unko Meri Taraf Se
Happy Birthday.
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Islamic SMS

Hadees-e-Pak
"jo shakhs soty waqt 21 bar Bismillah Parta hy, Allah
Farishton sy farmata hy k is ki har saans k badly neki likho."
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Achai krna mushkil kam nahi bal k Umar
bhar achai krna mushkil kam ha.
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Jannat tere wajood ko tarse gi khud ba'khud

"Aey Banday"


Tu mere Nabi (S.A.W) k Naqsh-e-Qadam par
chal kar to dekh.
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Aapas k Jagray OR Narazgi ko door krna
Hazar Namaz Rozay se behtar hy. by Hazrat Ali (R.A)
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 Apny JISAM ko zarorat se zyada mat sanwaro Isay to miti mein mil jana ha.
Sanwarna hai to Apni ROOH ko Sanwaro isay to RUB k pass jana ha.
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 Ap (SAW) ny Farmeya"Jis ny Apni MAA k Paon ko Chuma
Us ny KABE ki Dehliz ko choma.
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 Hamesha Apne RUB se Pur umeed rehna Q k
Kainaat mein jitni jaldi RUB razi hota ha koi razi nai hota.
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Jb mera dil chata ha k me Allah se bat kro tu main Namaz parta ho
OR jb dil chata ha k Allah muj se Baat kre tu main Quran parta ho.====================================
Hum Boht Sy Din Mnaty Hen Jese
Love Day,
Mother Day,
Father Day.

Chalen Aj Ik Unique Day Mnaty Hen.

"Tilawat Day"

Krna Sirf Itna Hy K Ap Sirf Ik Sorat Parh K
Aagy Fwd Karden Aj Is Unique Day Ko
Mna K Dekhty Hen.
Agr Ap Mri Bat Se Muttafiq Hen To Koi
B Sorat Parh K Fwd Karden
Jazakallah.
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4 Hastian Duniya Mein Sub Se Ziada Roi Hain,
1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S)
Jannat Se Nikalny Pr.
2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S)
Apne Betay Hazrat
Yousuf (A.S)
Ki Judai Mein.
3=Hazrat Yahyah (A.S)
Khauf E KHUDA Mein.
4=Hazart Mohammad (S.A.W.W)
Apni Um'mat Ki Fikar Mein. 
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Jo Aurat Is Haal Mai Inteqal Kare
K Uska Shoher Us Se Razi Aur Khush
Ho To Woh Aurat Janti Hy
(Tirmzi Shareef)
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M0st Repeated Mistakes In Namaz

* Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhna
* Paon Or Ungliyan Qibla Rukh Na Hona
* Nangy Sir Parhna
* Imam Se Pehly Niyat Ya Koi Arkan Ada Krna
* Nigahen Idhar Udhar Ghumana
* Qayam Me Hilna
* Ruko Me Kamar Seedhi Na Hona
* Sajdy Me Naak Zameen Pr Na Lgana
* Kohniyon Ko Zameen Se Touch Krna Sajdy Me
* Attahayyat Me Hath Ki Ungliyan Ghutno Se Nechy Hona
Fwd It Apki Waja Se Shyed Kisi Ki Namaz Thek Hojae..!.
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Gr8est Info !

Top 10 Masajid Of
d World With Capacity
of Namaziis
...
1. KHANA-e-KABA
(MASJID ALHARAM)
13,50,000

2. MASJID-E-NABVI
7,98,000

3. MASJID AL MAKKAH
Kualalumpur , Malaysia
5,38,000

4. MASJID AL
SIDDQUE-e-AKBAR
Paris , France
4,95,000

5. JAMIA UMER
FAROOQ
Washington , USA
4,50,000

6. ISLAMIC RESEARCH
CENTRE,
Workshire, Uk
4,30,000

7. HISTORIC MOSQUE
(Built With Funds Of
Dilip Kumar) New Delhi
India
4,00,000

8. SHAH FAHAD MASJID
Riyadh, Saudia Arabia
3,70,000

9. SHAH FAISAL MASJID
Islamabad, Pakistan
2,95,000

10. JAMIA MASJID USMANI
Mubai , India
2,73,000
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Islam Mae "BETI" Ki Ahmiyat...

Hazrat
MOHAMMAD
(S. A. W. W)
Farmate Hyn:

1. Aurat K Liye Ye Boht Hi Mubarak Hy
K Uski Pehli Aulad Larki Ho,

2. Jis Shaks Ko Kuch Betiyan Milen Aur Wo Unk Sath Naik Saluk Kare Yahan Tak K Kafu Mae Unki Shadi Kar De Wo Woh Betiyan Us K Lye Jhanam Se Aar Ban Jayen Gy.

3. Tum Log Betiyo Ko Bura Mat Samjho Is Liye K Mai B Chand Betiyo Ka Bap Hun.

4. Jb Koi Larki Peda Hoti Hy To Allah Tala Farmata Hy K Ae Larki! Tu Zameen Par Utar Mai Tere Baap Ki Madad Karun Ga. 
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Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

A Large Collection of Urdu Poetry SMS messages from where you can send Funny Urdu Poetry SMS, Sad Urdu Ghazals SMS, Urdu Jokes, Faraz Poetry, Mohsin Poetry SMS, Urdu Love SMS, Urdu Funny Shairy SMS and more.

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ADHOORA PYAR
Chalo Tum Saath Mat Dena,
Mujhy Beshak Bhula Dena,
Naye Sapne Saja Lena,
Naye Rishtey Bana Lena ,
Bhula Dena Sab Hii Waadey,
Sab Hii Qasmei’n, Sab Hii Naatey ,
Tumhei’n Jana’n Ijazat Hy,
Jo Dil Chahe Wo Sab Kerna,
Magar Ab Tum Kisi Se Bhi
“Adhoora Pyar” Mat Kerna … ! ! !

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Wohi Gardashain Wohi 

Paich-o-Kham Tere Baad Bhi,

 Wohi Gardashain Wohi Paich-o-Kham Tere Baad Bhi,
Wohi Houslay Mere Dum Ba Dum Tere Baad Bhi,
Tere Sath Thi Teri Jafa Mujhay Mo’atabar,
Tere Saaray Gham Mujhay Mohtaram Tere Baad Bhi,
Mere Sath He Meri Har Khushi Teri Muntazir,
Teri Muntazir Meri Chasham-e-Namm Tere Baad Bhi,
Tu Kisi K Qalab-o-ArzoO Mein Dhal Gaya,
Main Na Ho Saka Kabhi Khud Mein Zamm Tere Baad Bhi,
Mere Baad Kitnay He RoOp Tu Ne Badal Liye,
Main Wohin HoOn Ab Teri Qasam Tere Baad Bhi .

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Labon pay harf na hi 

koi sawal rakhta tha

Labon pay harf na hi koi sawal rakhta tha
Kabhi main zabt main itna kamal rakhta tha
Khaber kahan thi mujhy wo bhool jaye ga
Aik aik cheez jo meri sambhal rakhta tha
Bichartay waqt bazahir to kuch na bola tha
Mager nigah main so so sawal rakhta tha
Woh muskura kay bohat dair chup sa raha
Hansi ki aar main jaise malal rakhta tha
Suna hai ab log usay bohat satatay hain
Jis aik shakhs ka main bohat khayal rakhta tha

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 Janay Kyun Mujhe
Janay Kyun Mujhe Tu YAad Agai,
Yaadon mAy Meri Kyun Ajj Agai. . . .
May Kuch Bhi Nahi Teray Bina
MAy JAon Kahan Teray Bina. . . .

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Ab uroj par hy tumhara mausam

Ab uroj par hy tumhara mausam,
khizan mein tum ko khareed leingy..

Bano gy hum sy reham k talib,,
Na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy…

Ada k qissy hoey purany,,,
jafa ka mausam khatm he smjho…

Kreingy tum sy hisab jana,
Na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy..

Wafa ki lalach mein hum sy saadon 

ny khoon apna sukha diya hy,,

Fraib o masti k badly tum ko saza bhi sun
lo shadeed deingy….!

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Maar hi daala
Mujhko maara hy, ek dard-o-dava se pehle,
Di saza ishq ki hr jurm-o-khata se pehle.
Aatish-e-ishq ßharkti hy hawa se pehle,
Hont jalte hen mohabt me dua se pehle.
Ab kami kia hy tere ße-saro samano ko,
Kch na tha teri qasam, tark-o-fana se pehle.
Ishq-e-ßebak ko daawey the boht khalvat me,
Kho dia sara ßharam,sharm-o-haya se pehle.
Maut k nam se darte the hum ae shauq-e-hayat,
Tu ne tou maar hi dala tha Qaza se pehle
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Raat aai hai
Charag-e-ishq jalane ki rat Aai hy,
Kisi ko Apna ßanane ki rat Aai hy,
Falak ka Chaand ß sharma K munh chupa lega,
Naqaab rukh se hatane ki rat Aai hy.
Nigah-e-saqi se paiham chalak rahi hai Sharaab,
Piyo K Peeney Pilaney ki rat ai hy,
Woh aaj Aaye hen mehfil me Chandini le kr,
K Roshni me Nahane ki raat ai hy.
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Tera armaan

Dil se agr kbi tera Armaan jaega,
Ghar ko Lga k Aag yeh Mehmaan jaega,
Sb hongy us se apne Ta'aruf ki Fikr me,
Mujhko mere sukoot se Pehchan jaega,
is Kufr-e-ishq se mujhy Q Rokty ho tum,
Emaam walo,,!! Mera hi Emaan jaega,
Aaj us se maine shikva kia tha Sharartan,
Kisko khabr thi itna ßura maan jaega,
Ab uss muqam per hen meri ßeqarariyan,
Samjhne wala ho k Pasheman jaega,
Duniya pe aisa wakt parega k eik din,
Insaan ki talash me insaan jaega.
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Kuch chain mile 
Ek zara dil k qareb Aao tou kch Chain mile,
Jaam ko jaam se takrao tou kch Chain mile,
ßaithe ßaithe to hr mauj se dil dehlega,
ßarh k tofan se takrao to kch Chain mile,
Jii uchalta hy nagma-e-rangen sun kr,
Geet ek dard ßhara gao to kch Chain mile,
Daag' k shair jawani me bhale lgte hen,
Meer' ki koi gazal gao tou kch chain mile,
Yad-ayaan me guzishta se ijazt le kr,
'Tarz' kch dair ko so jao tou kch chain mile.
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Aas aur aasra
Aas hogi na Aasra hoga,
Aany wale dinu me kia hoga.

Main tujhy ßhol jaunga ek din,
Wakt sb kch ßadal chuka hoga.

Naam hum ne likha tha Aankhun me,
Aans'on ne mita dia hoga.

Aasman bhar gya parindun se,
Paid koi harra gira hoga.

Kitna dushvar tha safar uska,
Woh sar-e-shaam so gaya hoga
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Zindgi tum hoAisa lagta hy zindgi tum ho,
Ajnbi jaise ajnbi tum ho.

Ab koi Aarzoo nhe ßaqi,
Justaju meri Aakhri tum ho.

Mai zamen pe ghana andhera hun,
Aasmanon ki chandini tum ho.

Doston se wafa ki umeden??
Kis zamane k Aadmi tm ho.
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Mausam ki trh:

Mil ß jate hen tou katra k guzar jate hen,
Haye mausam ki trh log bichr jate hen,
Hum abi tk hen Girfar-e-mohbt yaro,
Thokren kha k suna tha k sanbhl jate hen,
Yeh kbi apni jafa per na hua sharminda,
Hum smjhte rhe,pathr ß pigal jate hen,
Umer ßhar jin ki wafa'on pe bharosa kejeye,
Wakt parne pe wohi log bdal jate hen.
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Funny SMS

Pathan ko khawab me kesi ny Qatal krdia.
Subha Pathan ny apna HBL ka account Band krwa diya.
.
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.
.
.
Q?

Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal sakta ha.
jaha khwab waha HBL.
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast."
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi
karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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Agr Hokumat kapry pheny py pabandi laga dy tu khusdkash
hamaly roky ja sakhty hein....
Zubaida Aapa k "mulak bachao Totkay"
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Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hai chaawal se patthar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE:  ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
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Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
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Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
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Apne Doston Ko kesay samjaon
FARAZ....
Ka Mohabbat message bejhne sa Nahi Balance Bhejne Sa Hoti Hai......
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,
Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..
Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??
Papa: Kyun??
Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya...
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Fraz ke kamyabi ky bad ab paish hay Faraz
ke Bahn Farzana Irshad hay.
Kon kahta hay main pagal hon Farzana
Jo kahta hay wo he hota hay.
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
 Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
 Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
 Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
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