Pathan ki bus nehar mein gir gai.
Police: Bus kesy giri?
Pathan: Muje ni pata!
Police: Q?
Pathan: wo aj condacter nhi aya to main pechy
kraya lene geya hoa tha!
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Pathan ko Qatal kr dia:
Pathan ko khawab me kesi ny Qatal krdia.
Subha Pathan ny apna HBL ka account Band krwa diya.
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Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal sakta ha.
jaha khwab waha HBL.
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Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sunday,
monday,
tuesday,
wednesday,
thursday,
friday,
saturday..." so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
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It is not being in love
It is not being in love that makes me happy…
but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
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Your soul came back from dreamlandour soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless
piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
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If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as
i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
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Sardar was writing
Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast."
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Friendship sms:
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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Sarday to Girlfrnd:
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi
karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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Shab-e-Tanhai:
Jab bhi jee chaahe mere paas chall ati ho... aye Shab-e-tanhai
kya tera koi Ghar baar nahi he.....?
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Naa kr Youn Dil Azaari:
naa kar youn Dil azaari hum say k itnay Buray nai ha hum,
Mana k tery Qabil nahi par ye to na keh k tery nahi ha hum...
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Shikwa:
krnay lagay jab shikwa uss ki Bewafi ka.
Rakh kr Hont par Hont uss ny muje khamoosh kr dia.
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Totka:
agr Hokumat kapry pheny py pabandi laga dy tu khusdkash
hamaly roky ja sakhty hein....
Zubaida Aapa k "mulak bachao Totkay"
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